So maybe instead of trying to keep all of the guys away from one girl, you should find a girl that thinks you’re the only guy in the room.






alexisasmartbimbo:

Hilson <3

(Source: sofuckingbeautifulbaby)



  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.





obsessionjason:

One Of The Hardest Jobs In The World! (Mother)


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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread®: It’s crazy some of the things I encounter when I look look through my...

obsessionjason:

It’s crazy some of the things I encounter when I look look through my “The Past” folder…

An anonymous left me this message a while ago.. thought I would share with you guys and hopefully some who are going through a hard time with relationship can relate

I think I can relate to your feelings…



-420:

i wish these were my eyes

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